Tuesday, August 19, 2008

My name is Ian...

and I'm your friendly neighborhood Staples Center. I swear if someone steals another pen, I'm going to use it to poke out someone's eyes. I keep one or two pens in a little plastic holder on my desk. I like having them there because well, pens come in quite useful in an office atmosphere don't you think. Yesterday I heard the BOSS say that I had a nice marker on my desk (hi lighter) and sent his secretary to ask me for it. That just made me laugh so hard when I got home that he has the exact same thing I do, but because it's mine it's better. So Staples has officially shut down and I'm going to keep everything in my bag... hidden well under my desk right next to my smelly feeet.


:OP

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